Colors changing all around
Feeling strange, I think I’ve found
A love that shines from underground
A jet below your butt

And this can be our time machine
Let the water wash you clean
Take you back to New Orleans
You used to be a slut

Now I’m going in with a plan
I’ve got you both in my command
And I don't even know whose hand
I think I need a hot tub wingman

So call me up
877-HOT-TUBB
Let's get drunk
I’ll get inside your hot tub x2

So if you wanna, let’s strip down
I’m gonna turn the suction on
Feeling strange, I see it change
The cracks in your façade

You've got your rules and regulations
I don't know your limitations
I’ve already got an album's worth of sexual frustration
So just give me stipulations
For your current situation
I’ll use this information

'Cause I’m going in with a plan
I’m going in with my friend Xan
And I don't even know whose hand
I could really use a hot tub wingman

So call me up
877-HOT-TUBB
Let's get drunk
I’ll get inside your hot tub x2

There's so many hot people here
I wonder who's alone
You tell me that no one's off limits
'Cause midnight's come and gone
But you're still the prettiest girl in the tub

Hello, operator (awww yeah)
I'm gonna need a hot tub wingman
What do you mean, that's not a real number?
Well, is it HOTT or TUBB?
I don't know
Well, what's that number?
What are those digits?
It's 1, 2
1-2-3-4

So call me up
877-HOT-TUBB
Let's get drunk
I’ll get inside your hot tub
Call me up
877-HOT-TUBB
Let's make out
I'll get inside your hot tub
'Cause I'm going in with a plan (877-HOT-TUBB)
I've got you all in my command (I'll get inside your hot tub)
And I don't even know whose hand (877-HOT-TUBB)
I could really use a hot tub wingman (I'll get inside your hot tub)