Everybody has a birthday in the month of February
Come on guys, let's have a party
Got my eyes on everybody

If you want it, you should get it
Don't feel guilty, don't regret it
Inhibition, you can go ahead and shed it
Happy birthday, happy day to me

Push the couches right together
You don't have to brave the weather
We'll just have the greatest party
I'll make out with everybody

If you want it, come and get it
Don't feel guilty, don't regret it
This can happen if you just relax and let it

This only comes yearly
I want it so dearly
To give you something very special for your birthday
I'm older and wiser
I think I might surprise ya
With a double b-day double bj

We can start with gentle kisses
Let's fulfill these birthday wishes
Can't afford your Amazon wish list
So I'll give you something priceless

So in lieu of birthday gifts
I just need you and your cocksucking lips
Unless you'll donate to the ACLU
Blowing out these birthday candles
This is just too hot to handle
'Cause when the world is burning
Might as well go down, too

This only comes yearly
I want it so dearly
To give you something very special for your birthday
I'm older and wiser
I think I might surprise ya
With a double b-day double bj
This only comes yearly
I see it so clearly
Because at midnight it is gonna be my birthday
I'm very excited
And everyone's invited
To a double b-day double bj

'Cause when the world is burning, might as well go
'Cause when the world is burning, might as well go
'Cause when the world is burning, might as well go down