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Catholic Boy
03:28
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When I first laid eyes on you
It started off pretty well
Until you told me that if we banged
You would go to hell
Every time I ask, I feel like such a sleaze
You said kids teased you in high school
So now you're a (@#*ing tease
Come on, let me abide you
No one's gonna crucify you
Give me all your repressed joy
Come on, don't make me deny you
It's not such a bad way to die
For a Catholic boy
I may not be a nun
But I still have my fun
I look just like a city bike
Did you know you never made me come?
I'll admit at first you looked like an easy lay
I guess I was wrong, now I'm singing this song
So get on your knees and pray
Come on, let me abide you
No one's gonna crucify you
Give me all your repressed joy
Come on, don't make me deny you
It's not such a bad way to die
For a Catholic boy
You still blame your morals
Christian sensibilities
I get it dude, you're a prude
But oh my god it's killing me
Why do you keep denying me even when I'm in your bed?
@#(* this *&^@, I'm done with it
I'm gonna sleep with some other men
Come on, let me abide you
No one's gonna crucify you
Give it up and give me some
Come on, don't make me deny you
I will make your kingdom come
You're such a good Catholic boy...
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Raw Jalapeno
03:06
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Who do you think I am?
I want some raw jalapeno
I'm not some random white chick, damn
I want some raw jalapeno
I'm gonna shove it in
I want some raw jalapeno
This ain't no @(#*ing sin
I want some raw jalapeno
I'm not trying to be polite
I want some raw jalapeno tonight
Don't you cook my jalapeno
You know I like it raw
Ooh... hot peppers in my mouth
Some are spicy, some are dicey
Some are green and some are verde
You know I want some
I'm not trying to be polite
I want some raw jalapeno tonight
My lips burn for some raw jalapeno
For you, I only yearn
My little raw jalapeno
I'm not trying to be polite
I'm not trying to be polite
I want some raw jalapeno tonight
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She's Got It Bad
03:07
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She said you reminded her of her sexy English teacher
The one who always cited yonic imagery from Shakespeare
Guess there's something to be said about a head of silver hair and a mind like steel
So, she pursued you like a bear on acid
You had no more chance than one of those salmon on the webcam
I guess that she's no stranger to how she feels
Because she's got it bad
She wants to see your face in the rising sun, and see how blue your eyes are when you've just woken up
She'll make you marvel, feel like you time traveled 'cuz she's, she's got it
I said, she's got it bad
She knows you lost your virginity when she was 7
Graduated college by the time she was 11
You had your Bar Mitzvah before she was even born
It's kind of a turn on that 7 years ago it would've been illegal
And now you like her better than porn
But I know you're gonna ditch her for some random 34 year old
I said, she's got it bad
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X Cubed
02:11
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I'm kind of old and sketchy
You're kind of young and easy
So come to my office tomorrow, I'll make you stay
I thought that it was easy
Well, I thought you were easy
And now you know how to make sure to receive an A
It can't hurt your GPA
You'll have to walk the walk of shame
From the fifth floor
I'll exploit your theorems
Lie tangent to your curves
Embrace your bounded region, divergence and curl
I'm cuddly like a teddy bear
But I look like a child molester
Just keep this a secret or I could lose my tenure
It can't hurt your GPA
You'll have to walk the walk of shame
From the fifth floor
I am so robust in hunter green
I'll show you what summa cum laude really means
It can't hurt your GPA
You'll have to walk the walk of shame
From the fifth floor
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