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So Many Dildos

by Dr. PowerSlut et al.

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A virtual collaboration by Dr. PowerSlut and colleagues. Proceeds will benefit Black Visions Collective, a Minnesota-based, Black-led, Queer and Trans centering organization whose mission is to organize powerful, connected Black communities and dismantle systems of violence.

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So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
I want. I want.

I open my drawer, what do I see?
So many dildos staring at me
Some are glass, some are plastic
Some are marble and some are galactic.

So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
I want. I want.

Strap it on, yeah, tighten the straps
No balls to cup, so stroke up the shaft
Cut the crap, don't leave it on the shelf
It's that time to go fuck yourself.

So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
I want. I want.

If it doesn't fit, just grab the lube
No anal beads if you are a n00b
For extra fun, you can picture boobs
So much better than watching YouTube.

So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
So many dildos, can't find the one that I want.
I want. I want.

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released June 5, 2020
Written and performed by Dr. PowerSlut and colleagues:
Dr. PowerSlut: vocals
Hands O'd: vocals, guitars, bass
Evan Greer: banjo

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