Name: Everything's Closed on Christmas (Except My Legs)
Duration: P00H02M44S
Description: A feel-good holiday tune.

Everything's Closed on Christmas (Except My Legs)

by PowerSlut

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A feel-good holiday tune.

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Everything's closed on Christmas
Except the Indian lunch buffet
Covered with snow on Christmas
Home for the holiday

Everything's closed
Nobody knows
What we're doing today
Gonna get laid...gonna be a white Christmas

Everything's closed on Christmas
Except the Chinese food place
Teeming with Jews on Christmas
It's not my holiday

We've banged on that log
Snogged up some nog
I just wanna slob on your knob this Christmas
Ooooh...

Everything's closed on Christmas
Except the matinee
I'm a ho ho ho on Christmas
Take a quick ride on my sleigh

It's my present to pick
Thank you, St. Nick
Time for my gift... it's your dick
For Christmas

Ooooh...everything's closed on Christmas
I said everything's closed on Christmas
Except my legs

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released December 20, 2019
Written and performed by PowerSlut:
Linnea Herzog: vocals, guitar, bass
John Bragg: guitar
Mark Enet: drums, sleigh bells

Recorded and co-produced by Jason Duguay and Matthew Hajdys at Project Sound Recording, Haverhill, MA
Mixed by Benny Grotto at Mad Oak Studios, Allston, MA
Mastered by Nick Zampiello at New Alliance East, Somerville, MA.

Album art by Erin Genett

Special thanks to John Davidian.

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