Colors changing all around Feeling strange, I think I’ve found A love that shines from underground A jet below your butt And this can be our time machine Let the water wash you clean Take you back to New Orleans You used to be a slut Now I’m going in with a plan I’ve got you both in my command And I don't even know whose hand I think I need a hot tub wingman So call me up 877-HOT-TUBB Let's get drunk I’ll get inside your hot tub x2 So if you wanna, let’s strip down I’m gonna turn the suction on Feeling strange, I see it change The cracks in your façade You've got your rules and regulations I don't know your limitations I’ve already got an album's worth of sexual frustration So just give me stipulations For your current situation I’ll use this information 'Cause I’m going in with a plan I’m going in with my friend Xan And I don't even know whose hand I could really use a hot tub wingman So call me up 877-HOT-TUBB Let's get drunk I’ll get inside your hot tub x2 There's so many hot people here I wonder who's alone You tell me that no one's off limits 'Cause midnight's come and gone But you're still the prettiest girl in the tub Hello, operator (awww yeah) I'm gonna need a hot tub wingman What do you mean, that's not a real number? Well, is it HOTT or TUBB? I don't know Well, what's that number? What are those digits? It's 1, 2 1-2-3-4 So call me up 877-HOT-TUBB Let's get drunk I’ll get inside your hot tub Call me up 877-HOT-TUBB Let's make out I'll get inside your hot tub 'Cause I'm going in with a plan (877-HOT-TUBB) I've got you all in my command (I'll get inside your hot tub) And I don't even know whose hand (877-HOT-TUBB) I could really use a hot tub wingman (I'll get inside your hot tub)

At the party, I announce I'm back on the market Kinda wish you had to bounce So we can go and park it At you and your partner's house So we can take it farther Turn all of the lights out In your apartment And we have got a million names And we can just compare them Or we could take this anywhere Anything is fair game You have made me quite aware That this is your arrangement Brain and body reaching Inevitable estrangement Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna sleep with my friends Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna take them to bed Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna give them head I wanna sleep with my friends What am I supposed to do Surrounded by such talent? Do I want to be you? Do I just want to take you to bed? You have made me quite aware That you host entertainment Let me know, and I'll be there If everyone's in favor Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna sleep with my friends Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna take them to bed Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna give them head I wanna sleep with my friends I wanna sleep with my friends But I don't wanna make things weird Or mess with your head I don't wanna steal your man That was never the plan I just wanna get you off Got no ulterior motive 'Cause who the hell needs porn When you've got friends like us? Friends like us Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna sleep with my friends Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna take them to bed Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna give them head I wanna sleep with my friends Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna sleep with my friends Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna fuck some of them Just wanna, just wanna Just wanna give them head I wanna sleep with my friends I wanna sleep with my friends

You want a girl who will move right in You want a girl for the IRS You want a girl who's good in bed But not so good she thinks you're bad You want a girl from the Internet Who hasn't slept with half your band You want to find your better half You want to say you married your best friend And I know that it's hard But we're both adults Just trying to make good This world is the worst You've got to find a new girl Find a new girl Got to find a new girl And it's kind of a shame But it's for the best And you'll be okay You're gonna find somebody And it's gonna be a new girl Be a new girl Gonna be a new girl You want a girl who wears black shirts Someone who's kind and doesn't hurt you You want a girl to sell your merch You're getting tired of the search You want a girl who doesn't sweat the election Or if you can't maintain an erection You want a girl who doesn't use protection She'll love you for your imperfections And I know that it's hard But we're both adults Just trying to make good This world is the worst You've got to find a new girl Find a new girl Got to find a new girl And it's kind of a shame But it's for the best And you'll be okay You're gonna find somebody And it's gonna be a new girl Be a new girl Gonna be a new girl I can't wait to meet your new girl You want a girl who's got a job You want a girl who gets along with your dog And under pressure, she keeps her calm She'll be your rock, she'll be a mom You want a girl who's really sure You want a girl on your furniture You want someone to join your team Well, the girl you want just isn't me And I know that it's hard But we're both adults Just trying to make good This world is the worst You've got to find a new girl Find a new girl Got to find a new girl And it's kind of a shame It ended this way But you'll be okay You're gonna find somebody And it's gonna be a new girl Be a new girl Gonna be a new girl I can't wait to meet your new girl

I saw him at the market I picked him up Wiley said, "3 dollars" I was in love And when I asked him what his name was He said, "Brazilian Max" We walked through the park Held hands in the dark His tail around my neck We went on the swing Around him, I felt natural Like I could be myself 'Cause somehow, he understands me An inanimate piece of plastic And he's not like the others I can count on him My lizard boyfriend He lives in my bed I wake up to him He doesn't get jealous He's okay being open And I can take him anywhere He knows what to do They ask me how I'm committed To an inanimate plastic lizard And some girls need a dildo or a man But I have found my best friend and we can Go conquer the whole world like sexy dragons My lizard boyfriend